alien sighting in my backyard

Last night, i awoke to a loud siren noise and saw a unusual craft hovering approximately 80 ft. above my mothers garden. I proceeded to walk further and it suddenly landed on the ground. The hatch opened and a giant beam of light eminated outward, blinding me and my pet cat frizzle. Startled, it took me a while to regain my vision and balance. When I returned to normal, i noticed a small, somewhat human organism taking a poop on the carrots. I then proceeded to beat it to death with a stick, and his alien friends left without him. I buried him in the local cemetery.