Ufo

I was walking over fields at dusk 7.30 near woods when i heard a wooosh and out of no where came this space ship had a cloaking device a beam shot out and pulled me in to craft then the big alien said where is he i said who he said noel edmunds the to smaller ones then said abdocka abdocka abdocka which meant we love noel i said take him earth dont want him is that a deal or no deal you ugly cunt.