Alien 1st Encounter... HOPE I WAS DREAMING

Reported by Anonymous from d75-157-144-205.bchsia.telus.net (75.157.144.205) on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 12:16PM :

Late night of October 12th 2009. Maybe early morning of 13th. Canada, couple hours north of Vancouver, I am not going to state the town. This was a new experience.
Alright, I have never been super fassinated about aliens. I have always sort of just touched the surface on learning about the subject but out of every 20 people I would know the most about them. I have read about DMT which is released from the Pineal gland in your brain every night while you are sleeping and I know that when some people smoke DMT they will see aliens so one of my theories on the Alien subject in the world is that it all just comes from DMT and you just think you see aliens. ANYWAY, STORY TIME:
I was sleeping, one of those nights you just remember more dreams than normal. I was in a dream with my friend hanging out around town... Then a more awake part of my mind says.... wait a sec! what about aliens? then i suddenly see a flash vivid vision of aliens looking down on me. (This vision was like a dream though in the sense that I can't exactly remember it that well, I just know it was vivid and the memory escaped me quite fast.) There was at least 2 aliens looking down on me, I think they were grey but they might have had a slight touch of green in their grey tone. They looked typically similar to your normal 'grey' that most people describe. Dont ask me anything about height or such because it was very brief, the vision lasted for like 1 second. The most memorable part of the aliens though was the fact that they had wierd tounges. Yes I know that is not a normal thing for someone to say about the greys but they had wierd tounges and the tounges were doing something previous, I am not sure what. I think they may have been slightly surprised that I 'awoke', I assume I was sleeping before them anyway.... SUDDENLY I assume I was teleported exactly to where I was sleeping, I heared a noise(undescribeable) and then suddenly as fast as I had been put back to my own bed there was a light wieght creature on my bed with me and half of him had a limb of some sort on my back. I was laying down eyes closed but in a very strange sort of conciousness though I was very alert. It was real. At the exact time of this I realy thought that I had just sort of woken up from that split-second alien vision and that somehow a racoon or something had gotten its way onto my bed.(I am not one to accept that aliens come into my room when they feel like it) Though somehow I knew that this raccoon had teleported its way in my room cause my door was shut tight. -BACK TO THE CREATURE ON TOP OF ME MOMENT- Anyway so this creature was sort of partly on top of me,(this felt very real by the way) and so I decide that I am going to tighten my entire right arm and elbow this thing as hard as I can.(thought didnt realy decide this though it was just kinda an instinct.) NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS WIERD!!! I COULDNT TIGHTEN MY ARM! I COULDNT EVEN MOVE MY FUCKING ARM A CENTIMETRE! IT JUST WOULDNT MOVE! I FREAK A BIT AND THEN TRY TO MOVE MY OTHER ARM AND MY LEGS AND MY HEAD BUT I COULD NOT MOVE MY BODY AT ALL!!! GAY I THOUGHT!! SUPER GAY!!! No pain though, I just simpily could not move my body at all, just stuck in my bed sleeping. Anyway as fast as this started and happened was just as fast as I fell right back assleep.
To make things a little more simple...
My alien vission/sighting lasted like 1 second.
And the Alien creature/ teleporting racoon expierience lasted like 3 seconds. (start to finish 3 seconds) And yes the creature was doing something(GOD KNOWS WHAT)....

SO this fucking freaked me out when I awoke again after this.... IM 19 BY THE WAY! AND THIS IS NOT NORMAL SHIT FOR A 19 YEAR OLD!
Though somehow I was not realy horrified while it was happening. you would think you would be frightened to the extreme of you fainting right?