Reported by Chris Moyles from ns1.newdur.ac.uk (22.214.171.124) on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 at 12:14PM :
I was hiking onthe moors with friends and I went to look for fire wood. I saw a circular strange blue pulsing glow at the rear of the craft that was propelling it,I think. It was about 20metres long and had a dotted display on the hull front that was black a curved black rectangle with a red beam sweeping it that made a swooping noise. I took a photo with my camera phone and a shiny metal weapon device emerge - of course I ran and it fired a white light at me, it burned my phone and it began to melt: I felt a searing pain in my hand. It then aimed at me and switched to a larger more potent looking beam that made an invisible beam that stopped me in my tracks pinning me down.
A hatch open and slid away inside and I was dragged by two quadrapidel (four legs) silver robots with the same red sweeping beam ( I think it was a visual sensor). They grabbed me with stong cables with a levitating end to wrap around me and took me to the inside. Inside there was a single tank containing a battered gameboy color, a mobile and a modern TV plasma. I took the phone and dialled 999 but they musthave a force field jammer. I sat on a leather sofa and flicked through the working TV. The aliens were quadrapedal and had no face except a mouth and two eyes on the sides of their bodies. They wrote by looking at a strange display that was clear with tiny notes of odd symbols. They then repairedmy phone with their own technology (without the evidence and all my pictures and files gone) let me walk out. Then they accelerated quickly away at immense speed. No noise was made apart from the scanner rectangle.