Reported by HELP!!!! from isa.ttsonline.net (193.61.101.9) on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 2:28PM :
10 july 2004 this happend. i was out in the park, and all of a sudden these aleins took me. i was taken to this weird planet, and sold as a slave. i was sold for 50 chimmy. which is equivlent to £1000. my master, lord England, says that we are fifty thousand light years away from earth. he is a cruel master. he often beats me to take out hs anger. also he forces me to do the most revoulting jobs, like smelling his poo to see if he is healthy. so any one with this message. send the millitery, to help me PLEASE. else my master my sentence me to more revoltuing tasks, and beating , and an early grave. `
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