Reported by Jeremey Opossumtickler from pro1186.startdedicated.com (188.8.131.52) on Sunday, February 06, 2011 at 5:50AM :
One time i was walking at the park. There was an alien trying to kidnap a small child with promises of a cupcake and a glass of wine and said she could lick his opossum. The alien saw me and it started chasing me down the street and then i got hit by a car.I woke up in a FACKING SPACESHIP!!! The alien was stanting there teabagging a homeless person and said with a grin AWAFKASLSJKFSAJFK! I exspelled waste onto its chesticles and it lighted on fire. I jumped out of the spaceship and landed in russia and i had walrus jelly all over me. I went home and the alien was on my bed trying to seduce me with its 10 incher and then i shot it in the throat and it died the end.